Thursday, October 14, 2010

"Who Cut the Cheese?"


Briana Chang


Flatulence, or just using the bathroom, was a big problem for me at boarding school. “Ladies don’t do those things,” or at least not when anyone is around. The words circled my thoughts whenever I had to use the bathroom so I had to find a few nooks around the cranny.  If you are in desperate need of releasing flatulence, and are worried as I was, I would suggest:

  • Making a similar noise with your mouth.  This will help if no one is quite sure where the sound is coming from
  • Go into a deserted area (be sure to check if people are around)
  • While you are taking a shower; the water is pretty loud
  • Just do it!

Everyone passes gas at some point.  Hopefully there comes a point in time when you don’t care what other people think and realize that flatulence is a normal bodily function. Everyone does it, it’s apart of a healthy lifestyle.

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